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Friday, January 22, 2010

Lalala

The end of another week. And I have done good things:
-I got to dress a hot firefighter and help two others find suits
-I have exceeded sales goals
-I got my second ear pierced.

Ok, I know the last thing may not be worth mentioning, but whatever:

But I would also like to offer some helpful tips to shoppers who may cross my path at either mall:
-If you don't have a receipt, don't bring it BACK.
-Most stores HAVE a time-frame for returns or exchanges. If you insist on carrying your receipt in your hand or wallet, please read what you are pocketing.
-Customer service is NOT at the front of the store. One cannot reference data and ring others up simultaneously, there isn't that much multi-tasking in the damn WORLD.
-If you MUST return something, most items contain small stickers with PRICES on them. Those PRICES are what they will ring up AS-cussing the sales associate won't change anything-if you can't shop with respect or common sense, stay your ass home. No one wants to deal with your rude ass anymore than you want to deal THEM.
-THERE IS NO SUCH DRINK AS A MOCHA CHOCA LATTE. WHOEVER LIED TO YOU DESERVES A KICK IN THE NUTS FOR BANNING YOU FROM BARNES & NOBLE OVER BULLSHIT.

These tips and more can be found in posts soon to come on THIS blog and more!!! Cheers!

Signed,
The Ice King

"Whataya Want From Me"





The latest from my love. HOLLA!!!!!!!!!!

Signed,

The Ice King

Monday, January 11, 2010

My Thought of the Day





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Boats and hoes....








Pigs and feet....









Niggas and cahs....

Just thought I would share that with you rock stars! Cheers!


Signed,

The Ice King

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Wedding Bells and Snow Flurries

What's up rock stars? How YOU doin'?

Anywhoo, it seems little old Savannah got a bit of a snow flurry today. Didn't last for long, but in Savannah snow is always worth mentioning should it actually occur.

Tonight I got some interesting bits of info: My cousin has drafted me for the role of wedding singer and planner. So I will be helping her plan out the details and make the things happen that she wants. Tonight and over the next few days she will be deciding on those said wants.

I will be meeting with the manager of Barnes and Noble tomorrow morning at ten to chat with them. Hopefully this is a good thing. Keep you posted ;-)

Also, my sister lied when told me she used protection. Yep. Exactly. How about it? Uh-huh.

Signed,

The Ice King

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Friday, 1600 Hours

...is when I find out whaddup with the status of my potential employment with Barnes & Noble. Here's to believing. And if I don't find out tomorrow, Barnes & Noble will become a pile of wreckage, fire, and rubble. :-)

Signed,
The Ice King

To Tell Or Not To Tell...

What's up rock-stars? How YOU doin'?

I was and am fine, but a couple of days ago, I made a startling discovery.

Following my infamously tacky interview at un-named location, I received a dinner invite from a close friend, my twisted sista (if you're reading this, smile) which prompted me to decide, 'well, why don't I just stop by my mom's and chill there until it's time to head to dinner?' They're both around the corner and down the street from each other so it would equal a hop, skip, and jump. Makes sense, right?

Well, upon reaching my mom's place, I didn't see her car there but at that point in the afternoon figured my sister should be home.
Makes sense, right?

I didn't text her until I was ringing the doorbell. If she was home, she'd likely be doing homework or watching TV, both of which can be done in the public area only steps away from the front door.
Makes sense, right?

It took her a minute to get to the door, and she let me in, sat on the couch with me and chit-chatted before asking me how long I'd be there. I told her about an hour, 90 minutes tops. She was shocked. I asked why. She made me promise not to tell. I made a blind promise for the sake of obtaining information. She revealed she had company. A guy.
WHOOOAAAAAAAAA-insert shocked face and moment of stunned silence.

My next question was: What is he doing here? What are you doing with him here? to which she assured me that she was not planning any of "that" and I'm sure you know what "that" is.

Readers, keep in mind my sister is 14. My mother had me when she was 14, so you can understand how that makes one feel. ..

The enormity of this proceeded to hit me. WTF? WHAT. THE. FUCK. ?????

I was stunned by it all, from the closed door, to seeing him leave, to being hit by those disgusting scents of body fluid and penetration and seeing throw her sheets into the washer and spray the room. My only questions was: Are you using protection?

I was assured yes, and realized later this could very well be as honest of an answer as the one she gave me about her NOT having sex.
By the end of the night, I told my mother in private everything that took place, even going back to a minor vehicle event that my sister attempted to use to blackmail me with. All of it was out. And my mother was more stunned than I was, of course, and couldn't go back into the house right away.

Rock stars, this situation is being dealt with, and as serious as it is, I still cannot believe that it could have easily gone unnoticed. Had I not received a dinner invite from my twisted sista, I never would have stopped home. Ugghhh.....

Rock stars, for those of you who have kids or siblings, please be mindful and do NOT turn a blind eye due to trust that has been placed in vain. I truly pray that this is as far as I have to go on this topic.


Signed,

The Ice King

"Give It Up To Me"






New Shakira-yes? No? Maybe so???

Less CG. More dancing.

Signed,

The Ice King

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Sex Toys + Unemployment = a HOT MESS!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, it is extremely tacky, unethical, and awkward to interview a candidate for a position at the store register in front of customers checking out and asking questions in the middle of the day. If you do this, you are tacky. Shame on you. And that is all I have to say.

Signed,

The Ice King

Still in Waiting...

What's up rockstars? How YOU doin'?

The announcement of my possible future employment with Barnes & Noble is still in limbo my friends...I have decided to keep calling after being told that I should call them Tuesday (today) to reach them and get word. Unfortunately, neither manager I spoke with on Saturday will be back until later this week, I'm told. Which could very well be tomorrow. But, as the interview went really well, I am still VERY much optimisttic....

So here's to my future with Barnes & Noble: Yea? Yea? Good? GREAT.....





Signed,

The Ice King

Saturday, December 5, 2009